Ave' ye found a map to
put thet -X- on yet Lass?

My Dearest Black Hearted Pearl ...
Oderlesseye thanx ye most kindly for the opportunity to participate Wit ye in this most plunderous of tymes.
I am now adorned beyond measure of warmth and comfort, that ye has survived such an treacherous endeavor having made it ashore to Ren Space.
Santa the Pirate Has spoken to me and has informed me thet Indeed you have a goody heart!
By declaration in kind, Eye Hereby take much pleasure in sharing out a prize of plunder that the democratic articles dictate, of which Eye have searched the lower earth to and fro, thereto acquiesce graciously. and alas Eye hereby grant wot is in your possession as being rightfully yours... This X. LoL...
Oderlesseye looks Black Hearted Pearl in the eye and says in his gruffness , Now wheres tha RuM... RRRRRR !